Tuesday, February 23, 2021

240221 - “Pre Extinction People” · Chapter 9

Pasqual lay sweating in his otherwise comfortable room at the homestay, sorting through the parts of the case, skirting happy memories of his uncle Ernesto before the war with his brother Jose, Pasqual’s father - over a lousy 6 acre parcel of dirt. It was difficult to reconcile the happy faces of locals he had met in the short time he’d been in Vietnam with anyone capable of ending his gentle uncle’s life. He understood violence having grown up in a border town during political changes that unleashed murder and mayhem under the color of authority - a term he learned working in the legal clinic for displaced families during the fascist administration of 'merica 2016-2020. He also understood that there was nothing to be gained by gnawing on his memories like a bone, late at night in a foreign country, while trying to winnow wheat from chaff on a case with substantial assets on the line. He began breathing methodically and repeating mantras he and Angela had learned at a retreat for grieving parents while they were struggling to hold their marriage together in Uruguay after the death of their baby Jesus during the 2nd wave of Covid deaths.


Hoping for late afternoon nap, he opted to answer the knock at his door. It was Tieh Ngong holding a small teapot of fragrant tea, Pasqual attempted to conceal his happiness at seeing her - it confused him. “I thought this might be helpful. The weather can interfere with sleep if you’re not used to it.” She was dressed comfortably with concessions to the oppressive humidity that gathered steam around the setting sun like a train leaving the station loaded with boxcars of heat. He tried not to take notice of her easy beauty having traveled enough to know the reputation of white men in exotic lands. Her studied manners suggested she was more curious about his swarthy appearance than threatened. He asked if she would like to come in, but after leaving the teapot at a low table she returned to the doorway and perched with a frank evaluation of him and his obvious fatigue. “Are you sleeping okay in the heat?” asking like she might be asking about a price in a store rather than referring to a force of nature that felt like a grip around one’s throat.


“I’ve tried to cool using just the fan, but had to turn on the A/C to sleep after reading that heat can interfere with REM sleep; I apologize if that gooses your bottom line.” She chuckled with amusement.


“What does that mean ‘goose the bottom line?” she asked. It was Pasqual’s turn to chuckle realizing what an accomplishment it was for this young woman to master a foreign language so seamlessly without access to many cultural idioms, yet understanding the scientific relationship of REM to sleep.

 

Gazing at her poised possession of the doorway, Pasqual suggested “Think of ‘goosing the bottom line’ like the hand of a grandmother on the butt of a small child who wandered too far off the curb of a busy street; ” Pasqual enjoyed watching this woman think with no idea what she thought, much different than the hardened women of the West though there was something very wary in her manner; much like the women of the West. Pasqual had almost forgotten what comfort could be found in the company of a beautiful woman’s attention.


Their transient moment of intimacy was broken by footfalls in the narrow hallway by one of the diners from the “Cafe Banh Mi Diametro;” the other night, and the continuing coincidence heightened Pasqual’s concern about being trailed, given the nature of his visit. Rather than engage this unwelcome stranger, Pasqual excused himself with a slight bow while nodding to Tieh, he remarked “Can we continue this another time?” closing the door on a conversation that required his inattention. Behind the closed door Pasqual determined it would be a good opportunity to explore more of Hoi An and gathered his shoulder pack for a bicycle ride. He re-opened the door; excusing himself past the two, and while appearing to scroll for messages, snapped a photo of the interloper for future reference. 


Hoi An was a delightful city to bicycle in - flat with slow moving scooters, transporting necessities encouraging responsible driving and reflexive courtesy aiding a flow of traffic like the tidal flows of the estuaries lapping at the long shoreline of the ancient city. There was an easy tension between foreigners and locals not much different than grazing herds on any savanna in the world where resources fluctuated between feast or famine. The Covid pandemic had been repeatedly curtailed in Viet Nam, though the population was only marginally vaccinated. The rapid mutations of the 2nd Wave required a more sophisticated science than the developing economy of the recovering war ravaged country could support. Containment was possible by brute force quarantines and an educated population that easily cooperated in projects of mutual self interest. 


The foreign population was a mixed bag; Pasqual was long over the presumption that travel translated into tolerance and warm-heartedness; his short time in Vietnam confirmed his working hypothesis and Viet Nam was no exception. Almost from the boarding gate of his flight, through to Da Nang, Pasqual’s “Neoliberal/Covertfascist” radar was on high alert. He found himself surrounded by unctuous, well-dressed travelers - refugees from late stage capitalism escaping the failed states of their birth nations taking every last shekel of extracted profit, while they searched the world over for “opportunities” to mine depressed economies and train the “little brown brother’s” in the virtues of anarchistic capitalism - as they had been indoctrinated to do. 


In and amongst the amoral mercantile predators was the flotsam and jetsam of a broken civilization - earnest entrepreneurs; honest workers; and loving souls searching for a path out from the rapacious paradigm of “infinite growth” in a “finite world” that was causing untenable environmental havoc in an unstable political climate.


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Pasqual was able to bicycle off some of his anxiety, the rest evaporated by breathing the ceaseless beauty of a land long loved tended by tireless bodies. He wandered alleys and cement trails in the direction he thought Ngài Trâu’s studio might be found, not wanting to call, Pasqual determined he’d rather evaluate an unannounced welcome. After kilometers in the general direction of Ngài Trâu’s studio, the map on Pasqual’s phone began to intersect with landmarks he was looking at. In front of the memorable entryway and massive door from his first visit, he secured his mount and knocked. Again, as though he’d been expected the door breathed open to reveal the calm intensity of Ngài Trâu’s placid gaze and a clear invitation to enter.


The light of day added a much different perspective to the artist’s work, but Pasqual was also nearly certain that many of the pieces were entirely different than the ones he viewed only a few nights earlier. 


Ngài Trâu waited while Pasqual finished his inspection and had sat down in the chair where it was indicated he shoult sit, along with the same low table and fragrant cup of tea. “What have you discovered about your uncle since we last spoke?” Ngài Trâu asked as though it was the same conversation after a short pause.


“Perhaps I am being impatient,” Pasqual said quietly. “I know that you said you would contact me when you had any information; as you know my uncle Jose Ortega was listed as MIA during the Tet Offensive of 1968; I have other matters which require me to journey to Hue which may coincide, and I was hoping there might be research I could do if you had learned anything useful from your sources.” Pasqual paused, not wanting to insist. He had learned from a distant aunt that Jose - a devoutly religious man - was deeply conflicted about his service to the military and was in the process of filing for “Conscientious Objector” when assigned to Hue where had visited the Root Pagoda at Từ Hiếu a number of times prior to the Tet Offensive of ’68 when he went “Missing in Action.” 


Pasqual had read much from Sir Arthur Conan Doyle at Mordecaise insistence, and the quote by Sherlock Holmes to Dr. Watson - “How many times have I said to you that when you when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains however improbable, must be the truth?” remained tattooed to the inside of Pasqual’s skull.


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Leslei found life at the cottage meshed remarkably with her investigation of the Schmuck estate; Madame Ouvière, when prodded, produced a cache of postal letters to Demsford from before and after his death;  neither commented to the other about the legality of such an exchange, each woman seeming to plumb the depths of other’s sincerity of the other. From the letters, Leslie discovered that Demsford and Reynaldo were in close contact with each other and in close spiritual agreement about the times they were living; apparently leading Reynaldo to pick Hoi An as a destination for its close proximity to Hue; Thich Nhat Hanh’a Root Pagoda and Jose’s disappearance.


As promised, Archdai Tryump; The Earl of Rye, 3rd Duke of Avignon did return: 1st through his solicitor; then municipal functionaries; and lastly through commercial threats from the websites which used ‘canned’ legalize about resorting to the “unnecessary recourse of internet sanctions,” which Leslei, on a deeply considered whim, stymied all complaint with a single signature transferring the remaining 8 years of Demsford’s original lease to her.


Something, rankled Leslei Coerktern’s keen “spidey” sense of righteousness, though inexplicably disconsolate amidst the conifers and idyl so close to one of Cezanne’s views of Mont Sainte-Victoire, she combined her ennui with her ability to induce an existential trance state and focused on a hard-target computer search of Archdai Tryump and all associated capital assets. ‘The Corporate Putsch’ had been very successful after Y2k, in part due to primative “Data Warehousing” technology that transferred “handshakes” mindlessly from server to server; but alas, hubris knows no bounds, especially the techno variety, and “byte drift” began an inexorable sifting through antiquated algorithms like a digital Sahara might cross potholed interstates of a different age; ultimately; she wasn’t even sure if the subject of her original search, Archdai Tryump, was even aware of how close his ‘old money’ ties brought him in close proximity to the greatest accumulation of invisible wealth the world had ever known.


Empires’ “ conceit about inevitable invulnerability” allowed this process to gradually cascade rivulets of previously sacrosanct private capital, while technological gravity archived these lost bytes into the “public domain;” the incidental trickles 3rd, 4th .  .. place decimal points of monetary value eventually accumulated into a vast gulley of hard currency value, the infinite growth paradigm conceived of but did not anticipate with the unforeseen intersection of the programmably diabolical capacity of Artificial Intelligence to obfuscate and confuse, when its only command was to hide assets - which as it happened, AI did masterfully · hence “The Pot,” the only name given to an obscure file @.314.org within the public domain and which ironically remained within the “Public Domain.” Over time, the value of hard currency for this file exceeded many times over the combined assets of the 100 richest individuals on the planet - 100s of trillions of dollars virtually indistinguishable from digital “white noise.”


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Leslei called Guildern to confirm if what she was seeing was ‘straight up’; and if so - relay what she had discovered to Mordecaise and Pasqual.


Guildern’s reply was prompt; “Just from looking at the .pdf file, we’d be wise to cease telephonic transmission and try a pure telepathic channel for security’s sake. You know I heard that is what got Elon Musk dead - while fucking around with Kurzwell’s upload horse-shit, someone ran 220v straight in - that’s gotta hurt.” Guildern’s checkered background included stints at the Google campus, before Amazon accomplished its hostile takeover at the peak of the death swarm from Covid-19; b.1.1.13 of 2023, so Guildern’s wry humor was lost on Leslei who was just looking for guidance on how to proceed. Hearing silence on a long distance transmission Guildern ventured, “Let me see if I can contact those parties and get clarification on your order; will that help you now?”


“Sir, thank you very much - it is just the sort of help I need. Thank you very much for your kind assistance,” and Leslei hung up, comfortable knowing the most got said with the least.


Almost as though their conversation had been participated; she hung up to a knock which opened to the tattooed leer of the Earl of Rye, 3rd Duke of Avignon; Archdai Tryump, holding high a bottle of Champagne Krug Clos d'Ambonnay 1995 - as an amateur sommelier she recognized the smell of leverage with each bubble she might coax from such a lush disposable. “Good of you to knock; your solicitor’s last message suggested my belongings would be on the doorstep when I returned. What do you want?” This was not said as invitation but from the business side of a closed portcullis.


Gifted with an apparently eternal conceit, Monsieur Tryump replied, “two glasses if you have them;” Leslei’s ambiguous body language fanned his flame and he jutted his Gucci slipper into the doorframe with such docile supplication, she condescended to his entree - who didn’t want to savor a bottle of Krug Clos d'Ambonnay 1995 with royalty? miming the Hawaiian Shaka tippling and combat/peace for “look there” she thumbed over her shoulder, dismissing her new factotum and his precious liquid booty - and for those moments upon his arrival, she was pure mongoose; he a deaf, dumb and blind Cobra. 


Leaning into this comedic opera; waiting for his return, Leslei settled into the sofa reaching behind her shoulder into the bookcase and pulling down a rolled cigarette from amongst the 1st editions, she laid the joint in plain view on the coffee table and unbuttoned her chemise to its optimum decollete. Like any good help, the Duke returned promptly and quietly with a bucket of ice, the bottle, two whiskey tumblers, and a dish towel. The Earl of Avignon mimed a magician pulling up his sleeves and rotating his palms in the universal gesture of all disingenuous magus; carefully wrapped the dish towel around the bottle’s neck spiraling it deep into the ice. In an act of unctuous aplomb, the Duke lifted the joint up to his lighter and lighting it masterfully like an opium den-master, inhaled deeply a number of times, blowing the smoke back out through his nostrils prior to each inhalation. 


Had Leslei a heart, she might have cautioned the peer that what he was ravenously inhaling was an admixture of: opium, hasish, churras, polyploid cannabis and trace amounts of DMT - her kind of heart suggested it would be best to share this intelligence after the fact. Leaning over the nearly comatose might-have-been masher, she nestled her cheek to his chest to hear respiration; rising slightly and lifting one of his eyelids, she evaluated pupil dilation; then holding her fingers to his wrist, her oddly calibrated breath determined that he was in fact deeply stoned, but quite alive. 

 

Liberating his Intelphon from its sling, Leslei jacked his device to her PC and using a DOS script “backdoor” that every digital device possessed but few knew existed, she mirrored his entire library to her hard drive by the time his eyelids began to flutter. What Archdai Tryump perceived as he regained consciousness, was a beautiful woman he had arrived to conquer, sitting demurely beside him - she disheveled with a concerned expression - he exposed with his semi-erect phallus in her gently stroking palm. 


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Tuesday, February 16, 2021

160221 - “Pre Extinction People” · Chapter 8

Angela bit Guildern’s ear lobe then rose and was out the door for an early morning late run. She relished her new life minus Punta del Este and the Excelsior Bar & Grill, while Guildern could not get enough of her. Guildern’s phone began belting out Bob Marley’s “Get Up Stand Up”; the tight-knit affiliation of renegades working out of the Croc used phone ring tone handles, so 50 meters from the Croc, Angela knew that Pasqual was calling, which at this hour meant he could not reach Mordecaise directly and needed Guildern. Angela sprinted back to the Croc phone to her ear asking “Pasqual, are you okay?


“Yes, thanks - you? It’s been a busy 48 hours, and have not been able to reach Mordecaise; there is nothing wrong, just checking channels. How is Guildern’s arm, do you know anything of Mordecaise? Angela opted to say nothing about her move to Montevideo, instead offering Pasqual to help anyway she could, before she handed Guildern’s phone back to him; she looked deep into Guildern’s eyes then said by way of goodbye to Pasqual, “I’ll let him tell you about his arm, Please take good care of yourself;” handing the phone to Guildern, the two shared an unambiguous lover’s gaze glance, before she pranced a boxer’s two-step back out the door to her interrupted run.


It took another 5 minutes for Guildern and Pasqual to update each other; Pasqual rang off unsure if he’d gained intelligence or muddied the waters.


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Angela returned from her run to find Guildern at the front door intently watching as Rojita swung Argentine Bolas over her head like any red-headed gorgon might if she wanted to helicopter back into the heavens using an earthly contraption of Renaissance design; her apparent target was a cowering Rojo behind stacks of wine casks near the stairway to the apartment.


Having none of this shit in her new home, Angela took a broom near the door and calmly began sweeping her way toward the occupied Amazonian; when in a blur, Angela pirouetted low Capoeira style plunging the broom handle neatly upward into the whirling trine, twining it instantly into a maypole of uniquely Uruguayan design. Guildern embraced the startled virago like a Panda might palm a spitting kitten.  

 

“I often wondered what you did for entertainment when I was gone, ‘Be careful what you wish for, you might get it.’ - Oscar Wilde,” was all Angela muttered.


Eying the becalmed Rojita, Angela asked her as gently as she knew how, “Girl what in the fuck is wrong with you? You think ‘cause you sing like an Angel, you can act the fool too? If it was me, I’d fire your ass, but it ain’t my place, and Guildern won’t obey me like Rojo do you. Keep that in mind if you ever get bullshit with me.” Angela was not looking for an answer, and left the three of them to sort out what they could before opening; she still had sand between her toes from running on the beach and no idea what Pasqual had said about Vietnam


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The abogada Guildern sent - Luz de Ley arrived early at the elbow of one of the monolithic escorts who had met Mordecaise at the airport. Señor Liszt, I’ve spoken with the Commandante, and if you will surrender your passport during the investigation; sign for a 100,000 MXN bond, you are free to go.” Sra. Ley was a native beauty of indeterminate age with a regal bearing; and waited patiently for Mordecaise to respond.


“I’d like to make a phone call before I decide; it may be more practical for me to accept the government’s hospitality a little longer before I commit that sort of Bond. Do you know any of the government’s reasoning for making such an outrageous accusation?.” Sra, Ley was looking at her phone when he asked his question.


“Apparently it was an irregularity with your baggage claim, and customs declaration - your suitcase contained $25,000 USD which you did not declare.”


“I did not declare it because I have no checked luggage; nor anything but Uruguayan Pesos, a little over 500 UYU.” Sra Ley seemed surprised, if there were words to describe her expressions. Mordecaise remembered that Gonzo Veneno had texted him something about tails at Aeropuerto CDMX; “Sra Ley, could you give me a few minutes to check about my connection in Mexico DF. With her affirmative nod, Mordecaise texted Gonzo as briefly as he could to explain his situation and find out if there were any photos that would explain the “frame” he was facing. Minutes later Mordecaise was reading a txt from Gonzo:


“Man am glad to hear frm u - fnd atchd phtos of sme gys boostng rcpt @ counter w/ur signtur + affidvt frm clrk statng sme · hve arprt police rpt if necess. fotos enclsd” Mordecaise brought this back to the counselor looking hopeful, providing context where helpful.


Sra. Ley was nodding into her phone when she took Mordecaise by his elbow guiding him through a labyrinth of hallways until he recognized the door of the Comandante from that morning, the door to his office read - “Comandante Fernando Gonzalez”. The door was answered by one half of the monolith bookends from the aeropuerto; he and Sra. Ley were ushered back into the portly Comandante’s diminutive office. “Sra. Ley has informed me you have documentation that will help clarify this unfortunate introduction to our tranquil community; may I see the exculpatory evidence?” holding out his pinkish paw.


Mordecaise’ mind raced trying to fathom what could be compromised by this exchange, and because nothing had been said about his primary reason for being in Oaxaca, he determined it best to be as cooperative as possible, bringing the phone to Señor Gonzalez, opened to the appropriate screens. After a few moments of scrutiny the Commandante’s pursed lips turned to a warmish smile - “Clearly this could have been a great miscarriage of justice. If you will give me just a few more minutes of your time so that I may confer with my compadres at Aeropuerto MEX, I am certain all of this can be easily resolved. May I ask if you recognize either of the two gentlemen in these photos?” Mordecaise shrugged his shoulders and the Commandante needed no interpretation, but one half of the massive ever present escorts leaned down whispering in Señor Martinez’ ear - who nodded as the immovable mass glided out the room.


After a few tense minutes of murmured telephone exchanges, Pasqual and Sra. Ley were dismissed with a flick of the Comandante’s wrist after he had bowed ceremoniously and proffered Mordecaise his passport with what could be construed as an apology in an alternative universe. On their way out of the Police headquarters Mordecaise recognized one of the two from the photos; the man he saw was visibly shaken, bruised and being led in the same doorway they’d just exited. Turning to his abogada, “One of them must’ve followed me from Mexico DF; I’d like to learn what the Comandante finds out in their “discussions.”


“I’ll see what I can do” is all the preoccupied advocate would commit to. “Where are you staying?” she asked, “Guildern mentioned that you had a contact here in the valley.”


“Let me see if my contact can be reached.” He took out his phone and was checking for messages when Carina Abejas strode up to him from out of the mist of pedestrians one might find in front of any municipal building in any city of the world; she reached up behind his startled neck to pull his bearded face down where she nuzzled her mouth into his long beard and pulled his tongue into her mouth like an unreluctant morsel of exotic pasta at the end of a fine meal.


Sra. Ley was still on her phone but not oblivious to the carnal display of a near stranger and his perfect stranger companion, nor that her focus was split in half. The powerfully compact stranger handled her equally surprised client like any vaquera with livestock; when she surreptitiously withdrew a strong hand from under her native poncho and mingled supple fingers into the tangle of their facial embrace, then touched his lips as though quenching a candle, or cautioning silence all the while looking directly into Sra. Leys’ captivated glance; reflecting on this event later in following weeks, the counselor was never sure if the gesture was an invitation, or territorial declaration.


Mordecaise gathered his dignity and bowed deeply to his advocate; thanking her profusely and backing up in tow by this newly intimate stranger, miming the universal “I’ll call” split fingers to his cheek for the benefit of the otherwise composed professional woman at the door to the police station; climbing into Carina’s ancient vehicle of doubtful mechanical integrity with an obviously confused Satyr’s leer wrapped around his bearded grin.


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Leslei had climbed out of the porcelain bathtub ready to take on the world when “Get up Standup” began playing on her phone; standing naked as she was born to be, she answered as such, “I’m dripping wet from a long soak; I’m happy - keep it that way,” she smiled into the phone while searching for a towel.


“Well good on ya’, what do you know, or have you just been soaking since you arrived.” Pasqual had not forgotten the weekend they’d met at a Rasta Rave in the Mojave Desert at the height of the 1st wave of Covid deaths. Social distancing and practical precautions manifested in that enlightened gathering by way of front to back sex, creative prophylactic masks and much focus on herbal research for heightened immunity through diet and prayer. He and Angela had agreed to a relationship time-out until she discovered her pregnancy the week following that weekend he and Leslei had spent making love to rock and roll music amid the rocks of the Mojave Desert - so near, yet so far.


“Ya’ may want to take notes: Demsford Schmuck took a 10 year lease on the cottage where I am not staying - a fluke; he was making regular pilgrimages to Plum Village about 600 km North by Northwest from Aix; it’s not clear whether his interest was sectarian or aesthetic. There is a large body of his work specific to Aix, as well as sketchbooks full of drawings annotated “Plum Village,” he was no dilettante. I spoke on the phone with the sitting Bhikkhu of Plum Village, Thich Tok Longh trying to determine whether to go now or later. As you know Demsford was comatose when shipped back to Aix, where he subsequently died from an intracerebral hemorrhage. I am waiting on permission from his estate to access the autopsy that was conducted in Aix. By all accounts, there were no suspicious circumstances; it’s access to his medical history that’s a little tangled, especially with Reynaldo’s death in Vietnam 6 months later; perhaps you can help with that?” Pasqual was accustomed to Leslei’s attention to detail but struggling with the disorientation of travel and the density of her report.


Like a tennis game between old friends Pasqual leaped in when the ball landed in his court,“It’s not clear what has happened to Mordecaise - he was jailed on arrival in Oaxaca; i just got a text from him that he’s free and alls well. We’re going to need a way to handshake info - I will not use ‘clouds’, they’re not secure, and this is no longer a routine estate; it’s beginning to look like a snowball gaining mass rolling through an avalanche - social media & email are no way to organize; any one of us could be neutralized in an instant. The two goons that waylaid Mordecaise could’ve been agents of the corporate empire · My sense is that the ‘Al Qaeda’ model would be a more robust rubric, any thoughts?” 


Leslei had been thinking along the same lines; the best, she asserted, was ‘hiding in plain sight; the last place they’d look’. Pasqual nodded to himself and suggested to Leslei, “coded transmissions on the fb newsfeed, is good, let’s normalize channels. You contact Angela and work out the details; we should include random key changes, keeping the whole thing as simple as possible. Good work girl - mindfulness may be our only friend · yes?” more by way of closing; they hung up on each other 


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Mordecaise was butt naked in front of a fire pit outside the temezcal in which they’d spent the afternoon discussing the death of Domhall Schmuck. After Carina explained her behavior at their introduction in front of the police headquarters, - he was deeply impressed and much calmed by her rational quick wittedness; what better cover than two long lost lovers unexpectedly reunited, however her explanation of Domhall’s last days beleaguered even the hyper-vigilant mind of Herr Liszt; his reacquaintance with the gentle magic of mezcal smoothed the tangles of the day and left him feeling curious and alert.


The lattice of shade from the setting sun through the Guaje grove of Carina’s Artist Colony created a dappled fabric of light and dark that helped Mordecaise frame connections about the disparate parts of this far flung puzzle which began as a phone call less than 2 weeks earlier. His regard for the Schmuck family had transfigured from the venal odor of commerce that normally explained his sideline estate investigations into a deeper tragedy about 3 dead orphans in a tragic world defined by the dead and dying of the past decade - he felt deep gratitude to be alive and standing where he was.     


Monday, February 8, 2021

090221 - “Pre Extinction People” · Chapter 7

Mordecaise rose from his 1st class seat the moment the aircraft door opened while passengers behind queued for the slow promenade to exit. He did not check any luggage and had passed through the exits of the terminal in search of a Taxi, when two behemoths materialized on either side of him flashing official badges with a bearing that Mordecaise recognized as authentic functionary. The long waiting executive model police vehicle at the curb with open doors confirmed his guess. He entered the vehicle minus the two golems who closed the door behind him. He was facing a portly fellow who spoke English with a slight German accent, Sr. Liszt, so good to finally meet you. We’ve been waiting anxiously for your arrival with questions regarding the disappearance of one Domhall Schmuck. Please accept our hospitality during this investigation pertaining to our National Security.” The rotund face contained pinkish jowls and pursed lips giving the appearance of a hamster chewing when he spoke. Finishing with this practiced pronouncement, the fat man sat back into the aging leather upholstery, appearing like any senior citizen resigned to waiting for a bus. 


“Am I in custody?” Mordecaise asked gazing tiredly in the direction of his captor. 

“Si señor, but we prefer to think of it as hospitality,” the incurious man responded gazing out the car’s darkened windows.

“If I’m in custody, what is the charge; may I ask?”

“Manipulation of Sovereign Currency of Mexico.” The portly man said simply without a trace of guile, watching Mordecaise’ face intently while he said it.

“Am I allowed a phone call” replied Mordecaise, raising his empty palm, more as command than than polite request.

“Cierto.” as Mordecaise’ phone materialized in his hand, as a gambit he placed the phone in his jacket pocket where it stayed.


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When Pasqual woke, it took some minutes to orient that he was on another continent; the smell of black coffee mixed with the smell of petrichor and gentle rain outside his window. His bag had remained packed while his body reeked of travel and anxiety odor. The temperature was oppressive and location of the fan stand made good sense once the blades began to purr - a shower and clean clothes anchored his appetite and encouraged his curiosity about the unfamiliar sounds outside his door.


A powerfully petite woman greeted him amicably at the opened utility closet outside his door. “Chào buổi sáng” she chirped, meaning nothing at all to Pasqual but possibly hello.


Guided by instinct and smell, he pinched his fingers together miming gulps while pointing in the direction of the strong aroma of fresh brewed coffee; the pretty woman returned to her work pointing down the covered hallway with a knowing smile.


He entered the compact dining room, taking a seat closest to the door he’d entered - two young couples were engaged in serious destination research and took little notice of the bedraggled caffeine junky jonesing for a fix.


No longer the enchanting local ingenue from the night before, Tieh the homestay own/manager placed a piping hot glass of Ca Phe down with a menu and a distant smile in a warm kind of way before turning back to her staff and guests. Tieh’s brother, Lung Ngong stuck his head through the door and handed a folded paper to Tieh, disappearing as quickly as he’d appeared. Halfway through the finest coffee Pasqual could remember, Tieh handed the folded paper to Pasqual explaining it was a contact who might be able to help with both of his inquiries.


Somehow the breakfast was more invigorating than the coffee elixir, yet Pasqual’s decision to return to his room resulted in another 8 hours of sleep, out of which he woke trembling from dreams he could feel as though still asleep, but of which he recalled nothing, though sweating like a pig in the darkened room. Ravenously hungry Pasqual ventured out the door of his new home in search of food. The kitchen was dark and the dining room locked. He took his keys to the gate and passed into the streets of a foreign nation. Stopping at the first restaurant he found with a sign he could decipher “Cafe Banh Mi Diámetro”, Pasqual stepped inside, took a seat and asked the waitress for a beer and a menu; then addressing her apparent confusion by miming the opening of a book; she returned a minute later with a menu. He chose “The Hoi An Buffalo Burger” with a boilermaker, though he had to explain the concoction, again pointing to the menu.


Almost with the last bite of an excellent burger, Mordecaise’ “Mephisto” began chiming on his phone. “Hello, Boss,” was as far as Pasqual got, then sat back in stunned silence taking notes quickly, punctuated with periodic “Holy shit’s. When it was his turn, he asked “give me priorities, from hot to cold. I’ve only just come out from under the jet lag hood and won’t be renting wheels, until i know whether to hire a translator with a car or wing it on the local mopeds.” The call ended as abruptly as it began and though absorbed by long distance strategizing, when two out-of-uniform suits entered the bistro, Pasqual decided to have some fun, after ordering a cab on his int'l app he called the pretty waitress over. He displayed the google translation where he had written “Please bring me my bill and include the bill for the gentlemen in the corner and explain to them dinner was courtesy of a compatriot.” Leaving twice the amount of his bill on the table, Pasqual quietly rose and climbed into the cab which had just arrived at the curb


He presented the driver the address that Lung Ngong gave to Tieh that morning, then sat low enough in his seat to observe the two possible sleuths; if they had followed him from the homestay, or just lucked onto their quarry, happenstance of a small town, he couldn't tell. The address on the note directed the cab out an artery East through rice fields toward what he thought might be the beach; the taxi veered off just past a dog leg in the road; it lead into a small hamlet with older housing stock; the cab stopped in front of a weathered habitation deceptively tall with a traditional tile roof - a single lantern lit the covered porch. Getting out Pasqual paid the fare then turned to ask the driver to wait, but it was gone.


Pasqual’s knock on a solid finely-crafted door opened to a birdlike man seemingly too slight to the task - “Xinh Chao Anh Pasqual,” · closing the massive door with but a breath. I am Trâu Bet, Herr Liszt said that you would be calling with questions regarding an ancestor of yours, and information about a foreign resident of Hoi An who died in Hue months ago.  I hope you are rested from your travels and find some comfort in the cool of the night. Our climate can be disorienting.” The gentle motions of the man seem to guide Pasqual into a large room laden with powerful “color field” paintings that defied description as landscape, skyscape, seascape or  - unrelenting visual magnets - Ngài Trâu waited patiently while Pasqual feasted on the banquet of color.


When he finally sat down, a glass of fragrant tea appeared at the low table next to his chair while Ngài Trâu continued to study his guest; Pasqual had never worked as an artist model, but found the gaze of this artist intense. Slowly he remembered the purpose of his visit and was glad that language was not a barrier as he tried to explain the reasons he was searching for information about someone presumed dead for over 60 years. Ngài Trâu listened with the same intensity that he viewed Pasqual. When he finished, Ngài Trâu wrote in a sketch pad for a few minutes, then handed Pasqual a note with a name and address explaining, “Anh Pasqual the way you have described your uncle and his relationship to your family, it is easy to understand your reasons for wanting closure, I will look into the matter. As it happens, I knew the other decedent Reynaldo Schmuck, may even have been the last person in Hoi An to speak with him; I drove him to the bus station when he went on the retreat to Từ Hiếu Pagoda in Hue; this the name and address of a homestay in Hue which has close contacts within the Pagoda, if anyone can help you gain information about Reynaldo’s death it will be the people at the Purple Haze Homestay. I have called you a cab that is waiting outside. It was a pleasure to meet you, thank you for coming.”


There was nothing left to say, and Pasqual followed Ngài Trâu back to the entryway where, again the massive door seemed to open by fingertip and breath to the waiting taxi.


A little over 24 hours in Vietnam and Pasqual felt comfortable with what he’d accomplished but unprepared for what he found in the lit kitchen upon his return to the homestay - Tieh was beside herself in a fit of pique; her stolid wise-eyed mother stood on while the enchanting hostess from the night before railed tearful imprecations. Pasqual was at a loss, feeling very much the intruder within a cauldron of profound intimate emotion - in an act of solidarity; he stepped to the mother’s shoulder in the tiny kitchen; as she glanced up from her deep contemplation, Pasqual thumped his chest with a closed fist over his heart standing as close as he could for as long as possible; before retreating; he paused at the seat of Tieu’s beatific face and looked as deeply as he dared into the unmasked anguish of her expression; all he could conjure was a slow shallow bow, Thai Style, hopefully honoring the depth of her sacred emotion; he left quietly to a nearly sleepless night alone in a foreign land. 


The Pretenders “Working on a Chain Gang” chimed at 6:30 that next morning, “Bonjour mon ami,” Leslei was full of bon vivant, “What?” without a hint of curiosity is the best the groggy traveler could muster, muttering into the aether as much to his co-operative “Thanks for reaching out, it’d be better to talk later - are you safe, are you okay?” .  ..  ···


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Tuesday, February 2, 2021

030221 - “Pre Extinction People” · Chapter 6

It was late Thursday; Guildern grinned to himself anticipating Angela’s return, and unprepared when 3 members of the missing Rasta band spilled through the doorway and climbed onto the stage looking around for an audience. “Jefe, ese - que pasa, ¿donde las ovejas?” Jaime Quioxote was not the charismatic front man, Che Chimera - though he coordinated schedules, and logistics so Guildern was not backward about asking him,


“Da’ fuck are you doing? ¿donde has estado ESE?” Guildern asked, climbing on the dais and up into Jaime’s face - being an efficient manager and unassuming personality; Guildern’s taut workingman’s physique was not what Jaime expected when he sauntered into the bistro, and backpedaled quickly to a stool looking up from under downcast eyes. 


“Si, maestro. Discúlpeme Señor - la cárcel de Buenos Aires: el Che golpeó a un policía el miércoles por la noche por una multa de estacionamiento, Solo nos liberaron porque se inspector se entero de que éramos headliners en el Crocodile Café de Montevideo. Tu eres famoso, solo lo liberarán cuando confirmes y compones 2 noches por cuatro personas - Por cierto, debe saber que el Che estaba tan agradecido que le dio un gran beso húmedo en los labios sorprendidos del inspector). 


(Yes master - in jail in Buenos Aires - Che slugged a cop Wednesday night over a parking ticket. They only released us because the inspector learned we were headliners at the Crocodile Cafe in Montevideo. You are famous - they will only release him when you confirm and comp 2 nights for four people. BTW you should know Che was so grateful that he planted a big wet kiss on the inspector’s surprised lips.)


Pasqual had been gone since Saturday; Angela since Sunday; and Mordecaise sine Monday - Guildern had never felt so lonely laughing so hard. 


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Mordecaise was landing in Mexico City when Pasqual was landing in Da Nang: Mexico was the last entry into Domhall’s passport and Buena Vista Oaxaca C/O Corina Abeja was his last known address. This explained nothing about how Domhall Schmuck died in Montevideo, Uruguay or how Corina Abeja came to be executor of his estate. Gonzo Veneno was at the departure gate for Oaxaca when Mordecaise finished with customs. “Don Liszt, it is good to see you again - ¿cinco anos, no?” Mordecaise nodded, glancing toward the departures screen.


“At least far too long. Thank you for meeting me and arranging my flight. What have you discovered about this mysterious Sra. Abeja?” as the tired man poured his long limbs into a too small seat typical of every airport lounge in the world, tugging his friend by the elbow to an adjacent seat.


“Mysterious: but practical and consistent; she has been widowed 3 times in 12 years; each time to a wealthy older foreigner in poor health, with no stink of scandal: each spouse dying of natural causes, no heirs - each leaving everything to the Sra in a will. Domhall Schmuck was the only intestate decedent.” Mordecaise showed no surprise listening impassively. “When Domhall disappeared she immediately notified the authorities and by all accounts distraught. I’ve made no effort to contact her at her artist retreat in the hills outside of Oaxaca.” Gonzo finished his report and waited while his friend digested this information.


Eventually Mordecaise took out his notepad, making notes and thumbing through pages marking previous references. He looked up at Gonzo, seemingly surprised by the presence of an old friend. “Gonzo, that is excellent work. What is your sense about how Domhall Schmuck ended up dead in another country with no record of travel? Does Ms Abeja figure in the mystery according to local authorities?” Gonzo did not answer, but made clear he’d thought much about the puzzle. Mordecaise then asked, “Have you had any communication with Lammele Dama? the executor of the parent’s estate” leaving out that he had.


“There is a sealed codicil is all I’ve learned; Sr. Dama has not responded to numerous inquiries,” again waiting for his friend’s reply which never came; instead Mordecaise rose when the boarding was announced. He embraced Gonzo and kissed his patient friend on both cheeks never looking back as he trudged toward an antsy boarding crowd, taking no notice of the 3 ‘suits’ in line watching him trudge from over their shoulders while Gonzo snapped telephone photos that only Mordecaise would see.


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20:30 Pasqual pulled up in a cab to “Duyên Dáng Homestay on Cua Dai in Hoi An, about the same time Sysa Phish was hissing “stupid cunt” imprecations at an indifferent Angela late on the Thursday night shift of the Excelsior in Punta del Este, Uruguay. The rancor of her manager had become scar tissue rather than any foundation for professional improvement, and Angela knew she was not long for the job, however stable an income it had been, that compensation was not worth the perturbation, so Angela contemplated her exit to Guildern’s open invitation to full employment at the “Croc,” using more than her typical attention to detail while eyeing the Software CEO and his consort squatting at table 2 for the past 3 1/2 hours on their 4th magnum of Dom Perignon, and nothing more than hors d'oeuvres on their open ticket. ..


“Sir, I have arranged the 30 grams of Beluga Caviar to room 314 as you requested with lightly crusted sourdough croissants, if you would initial here, I will see that they are delivered within the hour.” The happy sot did not look at the bill, nor at Angela as she retreated to the kitchen to stir 3 teaspoons of Dulcolax into his order, after which Angela modified the tab to “one 30 gram serving and 1 kilogram tin x 2 of Beluga Caviar.” Angela was adjusting her coat in front of her open locker,  her letter of resignation in plain site when Sysa Phish presented Angela her weekly check announcing that her days off had been changed to Tuesday and Thursday, beginning the following week. Angela looked at her superior and remarked “Thank you so much, for all your kindness.” Angela was gone out the back door while Sysa Phish pondered what that might have meant, and why Angela had left her locker open.


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Pasqual had not had a drink since being stabbed in the liver by his wife 7 years earlier after the death of their baby Jesus, nor did he understand exactly why he ordered Bourbon neat when the flight attendant was providing refreshments somewhere over the Pacific on his flight to Viet Nam. But when after he had arrived in Hoi from a 36 hour journey with two 6 hour layovers and no sleep the inn keeper offered him a beer and a glass of ice - he was only too happy to accept. She was a chipper lass full of winning ways and an inscrutable grin beneath her twinkling almond eyes. Pasqual was seated at a low bamboo table with a taciturn but not unpleasant man that turned out to be the elder brother and a leading figure in the community. Bowls of noodles and spring rolls appeared at the low table and Pasqual’s glass was never empty for the next 2 hours while she pumped him enthusiastically about his life and reasons for being in Hoi An.


As a latino man raised in Brownsville Texas, Pasqual was accustomed to being interrogated, but never so kindly; he felt no threat from the cheerful inn keeper, Tieh Ngong’s questions, instead he was flattered by the attention of an attractive Vietnamese woman. The brother’s theretofore silent attention was piqued when Pasqual mentioned Hue; and he then queried Pasqual until he understood Pasqual’s journey was primarily archival research concerning two decedents - Pasqual’s uncle, “Missing in Action” since the Tet Offensive of 1968, and the death of an expat, Reynaldo Schmuck who expired at the Từ Hiếu Pagoda in Hue, a little over 6 months earlier, though the death certificate was issued in Da Nang. An hour later feeling more like a space traveler having been transported into another dimension of the universe, than a seasoned operative on a mission in a foreign land. He regrettably excused himself and sought the sanctuary and solitude of his nearby room - asleep within minutes of entering his room and laying his head on a crisp cotton pillowcase.


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Guildern was ecstatic when he learned of Angela’s decision to remain permanently in Montevideo. His joy seemed to resonate off the stone walls that Friday night at the Croc. “Che and the Venceremos Brigade” had won the toss and played the first of alternating weekends, which Guildern mandated when the two bands tried to settle their conflict using egos and butter knives night before. Guildern brandished his new machete from behind the counter and issued the alternating weekend edict ending further discussion.


“Querida,” Angela peered into Guildern’s darkened eyes when the “Brigade’s” tempo had slowed and the two had taken to what dance floor a repurposed room like the Croc could provide. The band could have been playing “La Cucaracha ” for all they cared, as Guildern tenderly turned the "her" of his world around the dance floor. Ever the perceptive professional performer, Che conjured Bob Marley’s “No Woman, No Cry” from the band when Angela’s luminous eyes moistened during that rhythmic embrace. The universe wasn’t buying that sentimental slop, and for emphasis, Guildern’s phone began chiming Franz Liszt’s “Mephisto” - there was nothing to do but break the spell and make connection with the traveling Mordecaise.


“Amigo, this better be good,” he answered in a not unfriendly way.

“I’m in jail in Oaxaca, Carina Abeja is not answering her phone: It’s a bogus charge of mistaken identity based on a photo from from an airport rent-a-cop with too much responsibility and a passion for detective magazines, or it's the competition.”

Guildern didn’t know what to say. “You’re kidding, right?” He was used to peculiar events following his friend like hungry puppies, but this was new. “Have you told the authorities that you’d been a judge on the Miss Universe Pageant?”

“What’re you a fucking comedian! I’m in jail, without sleep, 10,000s of kilometers from home, and you want to crack wise? the fuck is the matter with you?” His friend’s complete lack of humor should have alerted Guildern who realized he’d better calm his friend before someone got hurt.

“I know an abogada in Oaxaca, Sra Luz de Ley - she will be there within the hour; you be okay that long?” Guildern knew Mordecaise would be okay when he replied with rapier alacrity . .. ...

“Unless a Chupacabra with Covid gets me first.” Mordecaise had hung up before hearing Guildern's chuckle.

  

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